This scantily clad alkaloid gerl whomps butt. It's just what Xanthine Caffeine does. And hey, her ratings have been pretty good so far. However, all that butt whomping can grow tiresome after a while. That's the problem with coffee. It only has this one Xanthine alkaloid, whomping butt, day in and day out. All by herself. She's lonely. She's over-worked. No wonder it leaves you with the jitters.

But the secret to the bliss of Mate is that it takes coffee's Xanthine Caffeine and teams her up with her more soothing sisters: the ever-popular Theobromine (you know her as the sexy, sultry and oh-so-seductive stimulant found in chocolate) and the exotic Theophylline (direct from Bollywood and successful girl-next-door-who-just-happens-to-be-a-bombshell run as the stimulant in Green Tea.)

It's this potent combination of these three Xanthines alkaloids that gives the buzz found in Mate that balanced, soothing, zippity-do-dah energy. Coffee just can't compete, and it suffers by asking too much from its one, lonely Xanthine alkaloid, hence those jittery, crazy, chew-on-the-cat coffee crazies.

But it doesn't have to be that way. You can have all the zip in coffee with the grounded, balanced, oh-so-very cool, calm and collected quality that makes you feel... amaaaaaaazing.

So get all three of your favorite Xanthine Alkaloids (caffeine, theobromine and theophylline) lined up and on your side. Pixie Mate has the star power of all three of these warrior princesses, fighting with strength, harmony and the Pixie way.